Wednesday, March 12, 2014

Granddaughter of an Author-The Truth

A fake letter from the granddaughter of this author.

Dear author fans,

My grandma is an author and sometimes that is great!

She can introduce you to cool people, like Veronica Roth.The author of Divergent.
Or Cynthia Hand, author of the Unearthly series.

And she knows the cover models. 
Wait, forget that one! 
TOO embarrassing.



There TONS of FREE books and S.W.A. G. presents.


And you might be mentioned or have your name in a real book, like I did.
See acknowledgements and pg. 144 of Mirror Images

But here is some advice. Watch out when she wants to use you to practice parts of her books...like drowning a little girl...yes, this happened.

And be VERY afraid if her next book is called Explosive Charges and you see her with a lighter.

The one thing you can say about having an author such as G. A. Edwards as your grandma, is that it's never boring. 

Finally, always be nice to her or you might end up in her next book.

Signed,

The granddaughter